They made it to the fifth morning of Skyhopper drills before the cracks started to show.
The T-16 with the cracked ion manifold had been declared unsafe to fly drills by Zev, Mara, and Hobbie in turn, even after repairs. Luke had decided instead to cannibalize it for parts, and it was now permanently grounded.
After the first day of pair drilling, Luke had pointed out that they could reduce downtime by putting two pilots in a Skyhopper at a time, meaning ten Rogues could be in the sky with no downtime to swap pilots. If Luke and Wedge were in one Skyhopper and Wes and Puck were in a second, they could run pair drills first with Luke and Wes, immediately followed by Luke and Puck, then Wedge and Wes, and finally Wedge and Puck, all without having to land.
Wedge had put the plan into practice, and it was allowing them to test pair configurations much more rapidly than he’d initially planned, but the Skyhopper cockpits were cramped with two pilots shoulder-to-shoulder, and tempers were getting thin.
The current round of drills pitted a pair of Rogues using the new two-ship elements against a trio of Rogues as an aggressor flight using the standard three-ship element and following strict by-the-book flying. Wedge had designed the exercise both to test for natural pairs and to teach the Rogues to rely on the additional flexibility of a looser wingman to overcome a numerical disadvantage. It was exactly the sort of fight the Rogues would be facing when they used the new formations in live combat, and Wedge wanted to find weaknesses and reinforce good habits before the Empire got a chance to kill them.
The Skyhoppers had been fitted with low-powered targeting lasers and a handful of sensitive receivers designed to register a simulated hit. The datalinks were all handled by encrypted comms, managed by Luke’s astromech. That droid has some esoteric programming, Wedge observed. I wonder what Bail Organa used it for?
Days of hard flying, relentless heat, and classroom instruction had frayed patience.
Wedge observed from the right seat of the Skyhopper; Luke was strapped in on the left side as pilot-in-command. He was currently leading the aggressor group, with Tycho and Hobbie as his wingmen, opposing Wes and Mara, three kilometers of airspace between them.
“Rogues, Aggressors, ten second countdown,” Luke said calmly. “Then standard rules of engagement. Starting now.” There was a click on the comm as Wes and Mara changed to a private channel to coordinate.
Wedge clicked the chronometer in his hand and settled back in his seat, content to watch without speaking.
Luke waited an extra two seconds past the end of the countdown before pushing the throttle forward smoothly, accelerating but not as hard as he might have pushed the Skyhopper. Tycho and Hobbie matched his velocity, and he spoke calmly. “Aggressors, banking port,” he called as he began bringing the airspeeder around toward his opponents.
Distantly, Wedge could see Wes leading Mara in a short, sharp climb for altitude, then leveling off and beginning to accelerate toward them. Rules of engagement restricted them from firing at a target over five hundred meters away, which prevented either side from long-range kills but opened the opportunity for preliminary maneuvers.
As Wedge had expected, at two kilometers out, Wes and Mara split; Wes banked north, Mara south, opening hundreds of meters between them in seconds. It was the simple bracket maneuver Wedge had been training them on, designed to force an opposing element to either fragment, losing their concentrated fire advantage, or focus on one half of the pair, leaving themselves vulnerable to the other half.
“Keep together, Aggressors,” Luke commanded.
Wedge frowned. That’s not what I expected, he thought as he glanced between his datapad and out the canopy. Luke turned the Aggressor group to the north, focusing on Wes as the distance fell. Wes banked further, then further still, the rate of closure dropping.
“Reverse,” Luke called, stick swinging back, and suddenly the Aggressor group was banking south toward Mara, head-to-head in a three-versus-one.
Mara, to her credit, firewalled her throttle and dove, trying to make herself hard to hit. All three Aggressor Skyhoppers fired, the targeting lasers registering as a high-pitched, soft, repeated thump-thump-thump instead of the heavier, deeper sound Wedge associated with the guns on his X-wing. On his datapad, her Skyhopper flashed as Artoo-Detoo declared hits, simulated damage but not a kill.
Luke inverted the Skyhopper and pulled back on the stick, sending the airspeeder screaming through a split-s with Hobbie and Tycho maintaining their positions. Never supposed to go inverted in a repulsorcraft, Wedge thought with an amused smile tugging his lips as much as the g-forces. Of course, Luke probably never read the manual. Or he did and he ignores it anyway, because bush pilots treat rules more like guidelines. He spared a glance at his datapad. Mara was banking to port, trying to buy enough time and distance to link back up with Wes. On the other hand, Wes had missed the Aggressors changing target and had lost precious seconds and distance, putting him badly out of position to support his wingman.
Tycho opened fire on Mara’s Skyhopper as the Aggressors leveled off, and more hits registered on the datapad; then the icon went red as Artoo declared a kill. Luke grunted, ruddered back to starboard to force a head-on with Wes, and all three opened fire. A moment later, Wes’s icon went red as well.
“End exercise,” Wedge called. “End ex, end ex.”
The comm channel clicked as Wes and Mara rejoined.
“…far out,” Mara was saying. “You should have reversed…”
“Then you should have called it,” Wes said, irritation in his voice. “I’m not a mind-reader.”
“I’m not your damned astromech,” Mara retorted. “Keep your eyes on your instruments and on the sky.”
“No, my astromech has survival instincts and would have warned me so we don’t die.“
“End ex,” Luke said dryly, and silence filled the channel for two heartbeats. “Wedge? Observations?”
“The pair split too far,” Wedge said, striving to keep humor out of his tone. “Though I think they both already realized it.”
Both Mara and Wes erupted on the comm, trying to argue over each other. “Stop,” Luke said, his voice mild but bringing immediate silence.
Wedge shot him a sidelong look. How does he do that? “For the record,” he continued, “Wes, you drifted way out of position because you missed the reverse from the Aggressor group. And Mara, you should have called it. Overcommunicate with your wingman.”
“You make it sound easy,” Wes grumbled, more controlled but still irritable.
“Not easy. Necessary,” Luke corrected. “Nobody can see everything in the fight, so when we see danger we call it out. And this is a small fight – we should all be able to track an engagement this size. This isn’t anything like the Independence ambush.”
“You’ve got the board stacked in your favor,” Wes continued. “You’re flying with the two pilots who have breathed and slept and drilled standard three-ship tactics for years. It’s easy to sit on your side and take us apart and tell us we’re not doing it right.”
Wedge started to open his mouth, but Luke glanced over and shook his head to silence him.
“Okay, Janson. Let’s go again. I’ll fly the two-ship group, you fly Aggressor. Pick the pilots for the rest of the exercise. You win, I polish your boots. I win, you polish mine.”
Wedge facepalmed. Getting cocky, Commander?
“You’re on,” Wes said immediately. “You and Mara as Rogue, I’ll keep Hobbie and Celchu as Aggressor.”
“Done.” Luke’s voice was confident, fully in his element. He pulled back on the stick, breaking formation and climbing to gain distance. Wes and Mara broke formation, Wes settling in at the head of the Aggressor group and Mara sliding onto Luke’s wing.
Wedge looked over at him. You already knocked Wes down a peg. This bet was a stupid idea, Luke, and I don’t see anything good coming from it. He considered for a moment. Maybe I need to bring you both down another notch.
“Move out to three klicks separation,” Luke ordered, leading Mara away. “And then prepare for merge.”
Wedge’s stomach lurched as Luke added power to the Skyhopper’s engines. He glanced over and saw a smile on Luke’s face – not the predatory grin he half-expected, but something more akin to delight merely at flying and competing.
Luke glanced back. “Switching to private channel,” he said. “Call the start of the exercise.”
“Ten seconds to live,” Wedge called. “Counting down.”
The timer hit zero, and Wes’s Aggressors were in motion, accelerating in a broad, smooth turn toward the Rogue element. “On me,” Wes called on the open channel, audible in Wedge’s ear but hidden from Luke. “We’re going to target Jade.”
“Stay with me,” Luke said calmly, his own turn leisurely as he brought the Skyhoppers up to combat speed, keeping his course perpendicular to the Aggressors.
Wedge’s eyes narrowed. Yeah. We’re doing this.
Luke’s grip on the stick tightened as the Aggressors closed. “Get ready,” he warned Mara, though Wedge, still on the open channel, couldn’t hear her reply.
When just over a kilometer of separation remained, he called “Now!” Luke swung into action, the Skyhopper turning straight toward the Aggressors, the throttle firewalled and stick shoved forward in a stomach-churning dive that pressed Wedge back in his seat. He spared a glance at his datapad and saw Mara’s Skyhopper holding off their wing, though she hadn’t cut the turn as hard and had slipped from starboard to port and lost meters of distance.
The Aggressors were firing, and Luke snapped the airspeeder’s nose up. His own targeting laser fired in return, enough to make Hobbie flinch.
“Break right!” Janson called, audible in Wedge’s ear but unknowable to Luke.
Wedge chose that moment to disconnect Luke from the Rogue comm channel. Simulated comm failure, he justified to himself.
“Breaking left!” Luke called, unaware Mara couldn’t hear him. She followed the maneuver but she lost more space.
The Aggressor formation crossed with the Rogues, too close and too tight to shoot, Luke and Mara below Wes, Hobbie, and Tycho.
“Bracket!” Luke called as he reversed. “Slow and I’ll drag them across!”
Mara held formation.
Rogues and Aggressors crossed again, reversing toward each other, the two formations flying a flat scissors. “Bracket!” Luke called again, most of his focus on flying. “Mara?” He spared a glance at Wedge.
Wedge couldn’t hide the smirk. “Comm is jammed,” he said dryly.
“Oh, is that what’s happening?” Luke shook his head and hauled back on the stick, breaking out of the scissors. Mara fell back, late to follow the break, the space opening up further, to the edge of mutual support.
Wedge looked over again. Luke’s face was hard, and Wedge considered for a moment that he may have made a mistake.
Luke banked a half-second to port, then starboard, then port again, as if indecisive about his maneuver, before finally committing to the port turn. Wedge glanced at his datapad in time to see Mara commit to the starboard turn.
And then the Aggressor formation was climbing hard in Luke’s wake. “They’re separated!” Wes hollered. “Take the boss!”
Luke held the port turn a heartbeat longer than Wedge would’ve dared, then reversed back to starboard. Bad call, Wedge thought to himself. Should’ve held the left bank. They’re flying the same airspeeder and they couldn’t have outturned you.
And then Wedge’s jaw dropped as Mara slid in neatly behind the Aggressors as Luke pulled them back across her flight path, targeting laser firing nonstop as she raked fire across Tycho, registering the first kill in under two seconds.
Wes let out a startled “Kriff!” before his Skyhopper, too, registered as dead under Mara’s sustained fire. Hobbie broke hard across Mara’s flight path, too fast for her to get the third kill, but Luke was already inverting into a split-S, textbook-perfect, and five seconds later had scored the third kill on Hobbie.
Luke gave Wedge a pointed look.
Wedge re-enabled the comm.
Silence reigned for a full five seconds. “I hate this planet,” Wes said at last. “I’ll polish the boots after I’m done peeling tubers with Puck.”
Wes’s day had not improved by late afternoon.
The afternoon classroom time had been spent reviewing the morning’s drills, and Wedge’s critique had been relentless. Learning that Commander Skywalker and Jade had beaten him, Hobbie, and Tycho thoroughly without comms had done nothing positive for his ego.
The Tatooine farmboy beat the Taanab farmboy like a rented gong, Wes thought as he picked up another tuber from the crate and set to work peeling it. It wasn’t hard work, especially after you’d peeled as many as Wes had in the last few years, and it left him altogether too much time to think. And I can’t even open the latest round of jet juice, because I’m probably flying tomorrow.
And Puck wouldn’t shut up.
The Denon pilot was a meter away, dicing peeled tubers into small cubes to fry, and he continued prattling.
“Hey, do you think Commander Skywalker would let us borrow that lightsaber he carries around?”
Wes looked up from his tuber. “He’s told me no thirty-seven times so far.” He nodded idly. “Maybe thirty-eight is the right number.”
“I was just thinking,” Puck said, “about tubers. It would make this go a lot faster.”
“How so?” Wes asked, barely paying attention to the conversation but trying to focus enough so he didn’t cut a finger. Last thing I need is to catch some stupid Tatooine blood infection and get grounded again. Porkins flew my cockpit at Yavin and died because I was sick. Which Rogue would die in my place this time? The thought wasn’t logical, but his mood was spiraling and he couldn’t seem to stop it.
“Think about it,” Naeco said cheerfully. “You peel the tubers, which we can’t get around, because nobody wants to eat a tuber with the skin on. But then I dice them into these little squares. And then we fry them in oil to make them edible, or boil them in water and mash them, or whatever. But if we had a lightsaber, I bet it would fry the tubers when I dice them. We’d have food in half the time.”
“Jedi cooking possibilities are endless,” Wes said, nodding sagely.
“Wes.”
He looked up. “What?”
“Rogue Squadron to Wes Janson. Where are you?”
Wes shook his head. “You know, I thought Yavin 4 was bad. Hot, humid jungle. When the commander said ‘Tatooine’, I thought at least it’s a dry heat. But a blast furnace is even worse than a jungle.”
Puck snorted. “Told you before, you should be working on your tan. When we get back to the Independence, we’ll be the best-looking squadron around. Even Stone Cold Celchu will look good for the ladies, and he’s got all the warmth of an asteroid.”
He finished with a tuber, dropping the cubes into a bucket. He walked over to where Wes was sitting and started collecting the peeled tubers. “So what are you going to do with the boots?”
“The boots?” Wes asked, still brooding.
“Skywalker’s boots. Don’t tell me you’re going to just polish them.”
Wes snorted. “I lost the bet, fair and square. So no, I’ll polish his boots, and then figure out something to do later, when we’re off this dust bowl.”
“Ha.” Puck shook his head. “Is that what you’re brooding over?”
“What?”
“Rogue Squadron to Janson. You’re clearly bothered over something, and it ain’t the tubers.” Puck leaned in. “You shouldn’t feel bad. You lost that fight because of Commander Skywalker. Jade’s a tough wingman assignment. She’s too busy pretending she doesn’t need anyone to…”
Wes hit him.
Which was two seconds before Wedge Antilles walked into the mess.
Puck was dragging himself back to his feet, Wes was on his feet but didn’t remember standing up, and Wedge just stood looking between the two men, letting the silence drag on. “Explain this,” he finally said.
Neither Puck nor Wes spoke for a moment, before Puck said, “Sir, we were discussing hand-to-hand takedowns…”
Wedge just stared until Puck shut up. Then he spent another ten seconds looking between Puck and Wes before he finally asked, “Is this going to be a problem again?”
“No, sir,” they both said in unison.
“Then I’m going to pretend I didn’t see anything. You’re already both on kitchen duty and I need you two training, not grounded. Got it?”
“Yes, sir,” they both echoed.
Wedge shook his head and walked out.
They waited several seconds to ensure Wedge wasn’t coming back. Puck looked over at Wes. “I’m not sure what I said to deserve that.”
Wes sighed and picked up another tuber. “Don’t make excuses for me,” he said at last. “Just…don’t. Jade’s not the problem. I was sloppy, and if I make excuses, I don’t improve. And if I don’t improve, more pilots die because I’m not the flier I should be.” He started to peel again. “Sorry about the jaw.”
“Don’t worry, you punch like a Chadra-Fan,” Puck said, a hint of his earlier humor seeping back into his own voice.
They worked for several minutes in silence.
“I wouldn’t take you for the hothead type,” Puck commented after a while, not looking up from his cutting board.
“What do you know about Taanab?”
“Agri world. Tallgrains and nerfs, I think. Your homeworld?”
Wes nodded. “When you’re the runt working fields with a crew full of bigger kids, you learn to keep your temper clamped down or you get the shavit beat out of you. So I learned to crack jokes instead. Make the other guy lose his temper first.” He grinned. “Learned the hard way how to fight, too.”
Puck pondered that for a moment. “Is that what farmboys do for fun? Crack jokes and fight?”
“You know better than that. We also drink heavily.”
“Commander Skywalker doesn’t strike me as the sort of guy who got in a lot of fights,” Puck said contemplatively.
“No, his friends were all the racing types. He doesn’t fly that Skyhopper, he wears it.”
“You think he drinks, too?”
Wes snorted. “We’ve been on this planet for all of a week. I think the local entertainment begins and ends with whatever the local homebrew is.” He picked up another tuber. “I bet the commander can drink most of the squadron under the table.”